So Christian Grey, one of the most photographed and famous millionaires in the world.walks into a hardware store without ever being recognized. "I invite you to join me in an elevator shaft that will be used as an obvious metaphor for later." "And I find your lack of any likable identity attractive for some reason." "I find those qualities attractive in you for some reason." "Yes, but they wouldn't be as quiet, shy, or inexperienced." "Couldn't your roommate have gotten another journalist to sub?" (mimes writing) "No, I work at a hardware store. (without blindfold) There's this woman named Anastasia Steele.Ĭome on, that's like saying I'm Cinderella Diamonds.Īnd she's sent in as a substitute to interview a man named Christian Grey.Īnd he's like, "I imagine you're not a real journalist." (turns) Erm, dominant mistress, am I allowed to tell the good people spoilers? (wearing a blindfold) OH MY GOD, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! And now it's time for "Bum Reviews" with Chester A.
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